youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

juliadon:

Damn

juliadon:

Damn

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caterjunes:

what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.

Reblogged from I'm the Princess

sexcake:

What is this

Reblogged from Moist

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

Reblogged from Moist

earthnation:

light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them

bachilee:

a prompt given to me, I figured I have time to do a little bit of drawing

bachilee:

a prompt given to me, I figured I have time to do a little bit of drawing

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

Reblogged from Moist